Dear girls, I am the type of guy who would not please you with words.
Dear friends, I am the type of pal who likes to be relied on not to be shitted on.
Dear teachers, I am the type of student that wants you to be my textbook and introduce me the world.
Dear parents, I am the type of son who will trouble you for life and make sure it's worth the pain.
Dear haters, I don't retaliate to hatred but once I do don't expect me to slow down.
Dear Allah I need you to lend me strength so I can stick to be me forever and ever.
"usually I don't mean what I speak, but once I do, my crudity knows no bound. I'm dead serious. You don't want to appeal as a bandersnatch in my life."